Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

zelam42:

hayaoi-fandomexplosion:

toastheaven:

iknewyouweretroublewheniloggedin:

thefaultinourmeta4:

ghost-of-muse:

suitthehellhounds:

kylegerard:

epicallyfunny:

Grab any item you like from this list at atmost20.com/CollegeDormItems

I would buy everything on this list

GIMMIE THE FUCKIN HOODIE PILLOW

I need all of this. ALL OF THIS I TELL YOU.

i’m such a fucking nerd but seriously that ironing board? it’s very important that i have that by the time i move

So…. This is a great birthday gift list.  Just saying.

… oh my god I need that pillow like I need to breathe.

i want that fucking mug

Nobody has said anything about that bottle opener

IT’S SO FUCKING CONVENIENT

(via how-do-you-mean-fuckedup)


(via allstarbrose)


straight-as-a-curly-fry:

Movies with the suspense music when nothing’s happening are the reason I have trust issues.

(via monky-is-drunk)


(via guy)


joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

(via allstarbrose)


fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via monky-is-drunk)


erernjaeger:

did you ever look at a character and you were like

my son

but at the same time you’re like

my boyfriend

and ????????????

(via razzle-dazzlez)


aeonsofgrace:

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

I’ve been debating this for ages

(via allstarbrose)


lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via monky-is-drunk)



ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

(via constellationsammy)


sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

(via thekezzasaurus)


gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

(via sean3116)


atlasalpha:

image

no flash

you don’t need my permission

image

JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO

(via inspire-madness)